Happy 43rd birthday, David! (April 18th, 1971)
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
Oh these are so beautiful!
Stop Thomas. Please, for the sake of my ovaries, just stop already.
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
asgard’s next top model
if loki tripped into an asgardian garbage can, this would be mean girls
i will never not reblog this
"Even if that happens, the one thing that I’ll never forget is that you, Akemi Homura, are a demon!”